PAUL REVERE VIRUS:
This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice if by C.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS:
Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism".
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR VIRUS:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS:
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
TEXAS VIRUS:
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS:
Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple.
AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS:
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
FREUDIAN VIRUS:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
STAR TREK VIRUS:
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
HEALTH CARE VIRUS:
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
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September 23, 2009, 11:36 am
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Jon I want to discuss a project on Facebook that involves creating a Fan page. Do you know how to do this. If yes please send me an email so that we can connect.
Warmly,
Bob